Good afternoon, children! Floating pink cat here.

You may have, or may not have, noticed that my art contribution to web of non-spider description over the past few weeks has been a little lacking. Stunning captures immortalised by brush, intrepid adventures captured in multi-image panels of varying procession of events with dialogue, Summer causing a rampage.

That last one was due to him escaping into the world?

I have no idea where he is, now.

Anyway, I have been working towards a little thing I wanted to try out. To find out what, keep reading. And then you shall know.

Bringing you the latest up to date Mews from around the world!

A little while ago, I came up with the idea of making videos. Y'know, just try try out, for fun! So, I came up with this little concept of using my Mew avie here to report "true" things. You get the idea, stuff that is fake.

Hogwash.

Total bs.

The dream is glorious.

And so, I began by putting together a script, and recorded raw audio. And for the past couple of weeks, I have been creating assets for use in these REAL NEWS PODCASTS OF TRUTH, which has been taking up a considerable amount of my free time, so... had to dial down on the art and comics.

Don't worry, the most time-consuming part is creating the assets - which I have already done. I can now use them with a video-editing software and put together little podcast episodes. Should be fun!

I also think it would be a grand, old idea to link it to my Patreon. People might like the TRUTH OF TOTAL CRAPPITY being fed into their electro-chemical meat blobs. I will have to update that, too.

Might also want to go with a name change.

For the good of the realm.

And potential fame, fortune, and an extra cheesecake to help me break into the 80s.

That is all for now. With luck, the first pod will be out within the next couple weeks.

I shall let you all know when to synchronise your excitement.

Sincerely,

Lucky, Future King of the Milky Way (bars).